Retro Jon-o : DWDP - What is Dirty Pizza ? ? ?

Retro Jon-o

Down With Dirty Pizza (2003)

Celebrating 5 years of clean pizza!


What is Dirty Pizza ? ? ?

Dirty pizza is when you get pizza dirty as in stomping it into the ground with anger when you are upset, do it for pleasure, or you are an elite member of UWDP (Up With Dirty Pizza). Dirty pizza is used to destroy people's lives, (like mine) and others... The leader of the UWDP movement was founded by a man named Lizzie Mcguire about a year ago.
How to avoid dirty pizza:

1. Make sure it's clean and pure.
2. Bake it until it's clean
3. Don't watch the Disney channel
4. If it's dirty, don't eat it.

Watch out and be prepared because sooner or later someone you know will be effected from the dangerous use of dirty pizza....

The Down With Dirty Pizza Anthem

Saturate yourself with the stench of Dirty,
it seems you're addicted to Bad Pizza.
Inhale the lies of pure pizza
and fame they've got you trapped in food.
Is this what you need?
DWDP?
What you need to eat in?
Pizza into what?
An early grave.
Swallow every dirty pizza that is fed to you.
Watching yourself decay everyday.
Coughing up sauce and cheese, do it again and again.
Eating Dirty pizza, you have no chance to win.
As you've seen this world prey on pizza.
This dirty pizza takes my breath away.
The pizza that I eat - second hand disease.
How can you say it doesn't affect me?

Put the pizza down your throat,
Dirty Pizza Makes you CHOKE! x5

Then on the 6th time...
Put the pizza down your throat,
DOWN WITH DIRTY PIZZA, CHOKE!!

Thanks for time traveling with me, check back next week for DWDP feature film, Pikatron The Movie!