Super Smash Poetry: Super Mario Brothers

 Super Smash Poetry:

Super Mario Brothers

In dedication of Nintendo's finest warriors featured in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, here is a collection of poems for each of the characters represented in this epic battle of the ages.

Enjoy.

 

Mr. Mustache  (Mario)

Mushrooms give him strength.
Jumping high, fireballs fly.
Ode to the Mustache.

The Pink Princess (Peach)

Damsel in distress!
Once a Toadstool, now a Peach,

She longs for the 'stache.

King Koopa (Bowser)

King of the Koopas,
Draconian turtle beast.
"Burn the 'stache alive!"

 Dark side of the 'stache (Wario)

Fat creep, deadly farts
Big chomp, "Wah hah hah!" Awkward...

Dark side of the 'stache.

Egg Popper (Yoshi)

"Mmmmmmmmmm"
*Pop!*
Out comes an egg!

"Mmmmmmmmmm"
*Pop!*
Out comes another egg...

"Mmmmmmmmmm"
*Pop!*
Wait, aren't you a guy?

 Green Thunder (Luigi)

Oh Luigi...
How must it be to walk in the shadow of one's brother?
Watching goombas destroy towns won't make you tougher.
Thus your acknowledgment of organics must prove to work at best,
As you use your fireballs to blaze when stressed.

What happened to The Green Thunder?
Moving into your mansion was such a blunder!
Magic comes from such a tall green clothed man,
For he will find you shrooms whenever he can.

Keep on trekking because we all know...
Your long legs can do so much more!
Throw away your lazy attitude show,
And the Mushroom Kingdom you shall explore.