Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Super Smash Poetry: Donkey Kong


Super Smash Poetry:
Donkey Kong




In dedication of Nintendo and their finest warriors featured in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, here is a collection of poems for each of the characters represented in this epic battle of the ages.Enjoy.


King of the Jungle (Donkey Kong)

Deep in the depths of the jungle,
There is a Gorilla seeking back his bundle,
A bundle of bananas dishonorably stolen,
Revenge in his heart gratefully swollen.

Deep in the ocean currents,
There is an obese croc named King K. Rool.
Rolling with his Kremling Krew too.
Gangplank Galleon is an invader to this Country.

Deep into this adventure through the ground and pound,
Barrels are tossed and goons are smashed,
With his son and family along, evil will fumble.
This is why they call him, King of the Jungle.



Nephew of the Jungle King (Diddy Kong)

Quick,  Wall clinging,
And Cartwheel attacks.
Nephew of the Jungle King.

Red shirt, No Pants,
Peanut popper.
Nephew of the Jungle King.

Banana appeal,
Rocketbarrel Boost,
Rocketbarrel Barrage.
Nephew of the Jungle King.

Quest with Dixie,
Race through Timber Island,
Forget Conker & Banjo.
Nephew of the Jungle King.

Lovable, Furry, Magical monkey.
Nephew of the Jungle King

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