Retro Jon-o : DWDP Episodes 11 - 13

Retro Jon-o

Down With Dirty Pizza (2003)

(Celebrating Five Years of Clean Pizza!)

Episode XI: Pizza Man

Hey, hey, hey! I made it to New York today! What a great site to look at! There are just so many places to see and to enjoy! Well I decided to "hang" around with Spider Man, (street name: Pizza Man) and fight off the dirty pizza on the streets of N.Y.! I'm glad I came back to N.Y. because this is where the former Pizza H.Q. was until it was destroyed. Eh... Well my friend Spidey is great at what he does... He shoots out some string thing that prevents guys attacking him... Well we were walking home from pizza time until me and spidey saw this clean pizza falling off a bridge, so Spider Man quickly grabbed it and the other lady who had been intoxicated with some dirty pizza... It was a crazy site but luckily we managed to get out of it and got back home to have enough time to finish the rest the pizza at my Pizza Time party... The pizza was so good I thought I would have Pizza Fest at my new house...

Episode XII: The Quest for Hope

Here we go, behind me walking is my pizza team as they're about to go into space and fight off a gigantic dirty pizza that is going to fall upon to the earth and kill us all if not stopped. Don't listen to what the government says to you, but this pizza mission will be the most dangerous yet... If we fail, then the earth will fall... sounds great doesn't it? Even these guys are average pizza shop owners, we trust them that they already know how to use a space ship and guide us to freedom! So when you go to sleep tonight pray that these men with courage of no other will pull through... Long live clean pizza and down with dirty pizza for all an all of everyone's natural lives...

Episode XIII: The Pizza, the Terminator, and the Wardrobe

Yup as you can see here this is my good friend, Mr. T-101, this is newer model from the old T-100 who was killed in a factory and was emo. My mission here is to save this kid John Connor from eating some dirty pizza that will cause the up rise of dirty pizza all across the United States... Yuk, I know that sounds just delicious! Well we have a huge problem; the T-101 likes to eat dirty pizzas! What kind of sick freak would like to eat dirty pizzas? I know I wouldn't...? Oh well, we have to stop the evil T-1000 who isn't emo and wants to make the T-101 cry because he's the newest version of emo power... This T-1000 guy is scary and shouldn't be messed with... When me and the Terminator went into the mall we came across the T-1000 and a huge battle started in which we fought for ground with pizza! Luckily the T-101 was there and my life was saved to this emo guy...!?! I and the T-101 are going to do some more field word and maybe we can settle something out...

Thank you for time traveling with me! See you all next week!