Ness, Save earth from giygas, Hurry! Summon Jeff, Paula, and Poo, Saved the world thanks to you
It was that meteorite that crashed Late night in the hills of Onett A legend was born that day The adventure started there Time when heroes faded away There was only evil and despair
Ness, He left his house with only a cracked bat Knowing he may never even come back now he has became earthbound Bounded to seek a higher truth Fighting the good fight
To him friends will never die Pokey will face the wrath of PSI One by one the sanctuaries must be found Buzz Buzz was right The Sound Stone will save the world
Ness, a kid, only a kid, Sacrificed his own life to save others Traveled back into the past to save his own No one to aid him for help Not even his dad, the phone.
Earth is saved, earth is saved There is still good in this world Perhaps one day we will look back on this tale How four kids sacrificed their lives Good will brought their spirits back
In between life and death In between future and past
Eventide, the twilight hour has come. The celestial regions are lonely. Through the skies, at mach speeds, he soars above. Equipped with black shades, he does not worry. Zoomer, one who peregrinates through time. Dinosaurs, spaceships, he has seen it all. Throughout the world, everyone can hear him chime. Cyclones and hurricanes, he brings the squall. Out there, love awaits that he has not found. Rosy cheeks, rosy lips, she moves with grace. For zoomer, this destiny is cloud bound. At their mach speeds, their love is a grand chase. Loneliness he lives, he waits no longer. Persevere O' Zoomer! You are stronger!
I see the faces of the past... But they do not change There stands me on the second floor Looking at the world below What is in a name? Why am I so different from the rest? Will things really change? No.
But I stand here waiting for you. Even though you never came Lost... Alone... I wish I could see your face
You said it was you who felt not the same Always in my heart It's true I was to blame. When we first met, I stood away Watching, observing your life in play
Still I hold on, but I do not why It has always been you Who has kept me alive inside
When I leave, I hope you remember Walking into the sunset... On a winter's December.
Over the last few months, there has been an increase in brain wave confusion due to high sales in this new technology called Bluetooth which have been providing hands free interaction from cellular phones. All across the world, humans are raging on how the Bluetooth technology has raised the average national happiness level and even brough a larger desire for pregnancy amongst single and married couples.
Modern day politics are now being changed for the advancement of this technology
"Bluetooth is the future of our nation." said republican Presidential nominee John McCain, "If we don't move forward in cybernetic, then we only dig ourselves in a hole where we are only going to wake up in 25 to 50 years now."
"Ever since I have been in office, all of the bills I have endorsed are in the sake of Bluetooth technology." said in a speach at the 2008 DNC by Democratic presidential nominee Barak Obama. "For those who use a standardized telephone, they are not my people."
As you can see, Bluetooth is what appears to be the savior of this collapsing country. But as many don't realize, these presidential candidates are more than meets the eye. They are cyborgs created by the Bluetooth corporation bred for one purpose, to destroy the race of men.
Have you ever wondered why all these laws are being passed across the nation about hands free devices with cell phones? Because people who run this country in this technological age are nothing but Borg featured from Star Trek The Next Generation.
There are now schizophrenic cyborgs walking the streets today, clouding our minds as if we were interacting with them in a deep and philosophical conversation, but that is never the case.
Here is a real life example of a schizophrenic cyborg conversation.
You are walking down the street enjoying your day.
Friendly man says, "Wow isn't a beautiful day?"
You smile and say to the friendly man, "Indeed it is."
Friendly man says, "Ah yes darling, is dinner going to be ready by nightfall?"
You smile and say to the friendly man, "I don't understand what you mean sir."
Friendly man says, "No all you have to do is put it in the microwave."
You touch the friendly man and respond, "are you ok?"
Friendly man turns his head and you see a large bluetooth device covering his ear, you realize it is a cyborg.
You try to run from the cyborg and he hits you for 50 HP, you are now dead. Game over.
You see! Schizophrenic cyborgs are dangerous! They drive down the streets acting like they are talking to you, they shop at your grocery store acting like they are a third person character, and they even try to make you sign petitions that don't even make any sense. If you do not get that the schizophrenic cyborgs are the Borg controlling this wonderful, collapsing nation, then you are lost! Do you know how Boromir died in Lord of the Rings, he tried to take the Bluetooth device from Frodo when he was trying to destroy it for the sake of mankind.
Please, if you read this, you are only destroying the human race, not saving it. The presidential nominees do not know what they are talking about when it comes to technology of this nation. We will all soon have cancer and look like a gummy worm that was only having a bad day.
When I got home last night, I checked on the virtual console updates and I pretty much said, "Oh wait, did that just say Super Mario RPG just came out on the virtual console?" The answer was yes and instantly I am going to download this glorious game when I have the proper funds because I will be honest, in my top games of all time, this one ranks at number 2.
Why do you ask? Because one, this game is made by sqaresoft, two, it's and RPG, and three, this is one of the most unique and original mario games of all time. After the release of Earthbound, I was blown away from probably one of the greatest things to ever enter my life, and shortly after that, a sequel of greatness came out, and it was called Super Mario RPG. Below I have provided some videos to help you understand the greatness of this game, and if you have a Wii, DOWNLOAD THIS GAME NOW!!
The Five Greatest Games of All Time
#5 Super Mario World II: Yoshi's Island
#4 The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker #3 Final Fantasy VIII #2 Super Mario RPG The Legend of the Seven Stars
#1 EarthBound
I hope you enjoy my list, these are very beautiful games to me. Sooner or later in time, there might be a top 10 list, but after having a top three, I slowly moved to a top five, and then eventually we shall go up.
Down With Dirty Pizza (2003) (Celebrating Five Years of Clean Pizza!)
Episode IV: Into The Matrix
It was a rush... As I hacked into the matrix with my good old friend Trinity, we were on a power trip... Our only goal was to destroy the dirty pizza main frame. As Trinity was on the computer I decided to jot down some notes on how to hack into the DP H.Q. The in a flash, the dirty pizza police stepped into the room... They wanted us to give up the pizza but we refused to... Since Trinity know Kung-poo, she was able to fight off the police! Wow, I peed my pants cause i was so scared! I'm glad i called up Tank and told him to help me to get the heck out of here... We couldn't get into the Dirty Pizza Main Frame, but maybe we can do that sooner or later... I hope... But for now, I'm heading off to Middle earth to join with my LOTR friends...!!!
Episode V: The Fellowship of the Pizza
Today was a long day in middle earth... Our friend Gandalf showed us a path that leads to the land of Dirty Pizza... It's a very sad site... A lot of dirty pizza and opened soda bottles. Gandalf had to bring his friends along... eh... Those hobbits are pretty rude but they can be cool some times. Whe we reached a tomb our friend Gimli rushed into the room as we found a man who died from a battle with a dirty pizza... But all of a sudden those hobbit guys were messing with the only clean pizza left in these caves and accidentally pushed it down a hole where all the orcs lived. It was a dirty seen as the orcs made the pizza dirty and rushed into the room which we were in... We were helpless but as the battle progressed we became unstoppable because i was eating a clean pizza. After the battle was all said and done, we happened to form what we call, "The Fellowship of The Pizza..." It was so great it brought a tear to my eye... the same tear you when you weep to that open soda bottle... We all started to go back to Hobbiton to eat. All i have to say is never eat the Strider Special... It tastes like poop... Yuk!
Episode VI: Darth Dirty Pizza
In all of my dirty pizza fighting days, I have never seen one this brutal... Me, Obi-Wan, and Qui-poop-chin were eating pizza on a sunny day until that evil guy behind me, Darth Dirty Pizza, appeared. The jedis busted out their bread sticks and they fought a hard and long battle. I felt like i had to go to the bathroom but I couldn't because i had to stick to the fight... Then i remembered! There was one slice of pizza left in the box! So i went to go eat it... It was really good, it was my favorite type... Pepperoni! Darth dirty pizza was getting scared from my pizza and started to pee his pants in a all out war with the pizza. Then it came to a sudden halt... we started to lose the battle, and there was almost no more pizza!! Then that's when the great poop came out to once again safe us!!! This huge poop brought his friend the great toliet and it was a four on one battle for the respect of the pizza! Ah... The power of the pizza. Then it all ended when i ordered a clean pizza for Darth Dirty Pizza. The delivery guy from Round Table came in the battle and said, "I'm looking for a Darth Dirty Pizza, the one who ordered this clean pizza..." Then he fell... We couldn't question him because he was counting Al Gores in his sleep... Wow what a fun and exicting adventure... I wonder what's next to come...?
Best Horror Films of the Last Decade
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Androids versus Cyborgs.
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Lets face it androids and cyborgs are taking over. When they do, I will be
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Not Loved You For Long Time
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